SUPERMOM!

Who needs Superman? Just try being a mom of 2 little ones and you will learn all sorts of amazing super-human skills you never knew you had. Here's just a few:

SPEED
Who can get to an injured child faster than a speeding bullet?
Who can take a shower, get dressed, and dry her hair (if the baby doesn't wake up) faster than a Veggie Tale (or 2 Arthur or Dragon Tale episodes) video ?

PREPAREDNESS
Who can you count on to always have a snack and wipes hidden somewhere in her purse, diaper bag or car?
Who knows their child is way bigger than last year's winter clothes and has bought a few pairs of pants for that first cold spell?

HEALING POWERS
Who can heal 95% of all boo-boos with a kiss, ice bear or character band-aids?

SENSE of SMELL
Who can tell a poopy diaper is there before it's been completely filled?

SENSE of HEARING
Who knows that way too quiet sound is probably the preschooler doing something they shouldn't?

MEMORY
Who knows the name of every stuffed animal (or dinosaur or power ranger or strawberry shortcake doll) even if they can't remember what they ate for lunch yesterday?

Multiple LANGUAGES
Who knows that "schamman" means strawberries and "boo too" is Big Bird as well as the subtle differences between squirrel and stroller?

X-ray VISION
Who can find her child's whistle, favorite animal, purse or missing shoe even though it turned up in a curiously unexpected location?

SUPERSTRENGTH
Who can carry a daiper bag, baby in carrier, child's jacket and still hold on to the pre-schooler's hand? (just don't ask me open/close the door)

The answers to all these questions and more is SUPERMOM!Swank Kids